Bob's seriously an asshole, Part II

That fucking Bob character is pissing me off. Today at work, I spilt milk on him and he smacked my head on the sneeze guard. That's so not cool. We were getting lunch, and he got his food, picked a table, and sat down on it. I was walking towards the table, and I splilled my open milk carton all over his hair and shoulders. He gets up all mad, like it was my fault or something. I said, "Don't be steppin', nigga", but he didn't listen. He grabs my head, screams, "arrrrggghhhh" like a fucking pirate or something, and smacks my face as hard as he could on the sneeze guard. There was blood running down my face. My face was covered with blood. I was all like, "omg what an asshole", but he didn't realize how much of an asshole he was being, and continued to beat me. First, he took his tray, and hit me over the head repeatedly. What's with him and hitting people repeatedly? It's probably 'cos he must have an asshole gene in his family or something. Then he threw all his food and all my food on me. There was a ton of people in the eating room (or cafeteria, for you asians), but nobody did anything. Why would they let him pulverize and obliterate me? God, what assholes! I got up, soaked in blood, and screamed, "why aren't you fuck-faces doing anything? you guys fucking suck dick!" but they still didn't come to my rescue. Then Bob left, while I lied on the ground, helpless and covered in blood. What a fuckhead.If you don't think Bob's an asshole by now, you must be an idiot. Prick.