Bob's seriously an asshole, Part III

Dude, so I open up the stapler (like if you were going to staple something to like a wall or bulletin board) but instead of stapling like a paper or something, I staple Bob's head. I was just joking around, but he takes it all serious. He's like, "What the fuck, you piece of shit?" And he was swearing right in front of our boss, too! I was like thinking, "What a dumbass!" but instead guess who the boss yelled at? He yelled at me! Me, who was just doing some friendly tomfoolery, instead of ASSHOLE BOB who started using curse words for no reason! You tell me how that makes sense...That's right, it doesn't. Stupid boss yelling at the wrong people. Once again, Bob gets away with being a stupid jerk asshole faggot, and I get yelled at and look like a complete idiot. I hate Bob with all my energy, and will hate him until my last breath. I'll be lying in my deathbed, and my last words will be: "God, fuckin' Bob is SUCH a fuckin' asshole faggot." and then I'll groan and roll over and die. Bob'll probably be the reason why I'm dying, anyway. What a jerk. I HATE that ASSHOLE.