Thursday, February 17, 2005

Bob's seriously an asshole, Part V

Okay, so I went to go use the elevator at the building right, and Bob's in there went I enter. He gives me this super gay look like "Oh, god, I'm gonna be in the elevator alone with that idiot" so I decide I'm not going to put up with his asshole-ness. So I start singing a song about how much of an asshole he is. "Oh, Bob's such an asshole, dunh dunh dunh, he's the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life I hate him, dunh dunh dunh, he makes my work day hell, dunh dunh dunh dunh...dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!" "It's called 'Bob's The Biggest Prick in the History of Pricks," I tell him.Like the ASSHOLE he is, he didn't applaud or anything. It figures, being that he's a huge ASSHOLE.

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