Bob's seriously an asshole, Part VI

So I go up to Bob, and I say, "Bob the election's growing near, who are you voting for--You're not a liberal bitch, are you?" He says, "Well...I'm voting for John Kerry..." I say, "Dude, why the fuck would you do such a thing?!" Then, he's like, "Well, I really don't like how the Republicans are all for big businesses and the upper class." I say, "Bob, you fucking asshole...you work for a business!" But, apparently he didn't realize how ironic that was, saying he's against being all for big businesses when he works for one! I said, "Bob, you're such a big asshole that you don't even realize how much a fucking idiot you are being! You fuggin' hypocrite liberal pussy!" I think he'll vote Bush now.